One time I bought pilau for 70 bob from a kibanda outside gate C. It smelled amazing... until 2 a.m. when my stomach started World War III. I missed a quiz the next day, and all I got was a text saying, “Ulikula kwa Rasta? Bro, rookie mistake.” 😭

One time I bought pilau for 70 bob from a kibanda outside gate C. It smelled amazing... until 2 a.m. when my stomach started World War III. I missed a quiz the next day, and all I got was a text saying, “Ulikula kwa Rasta? Bro, rookie mistake.” 😭