“Group project partner who disappears—how do you vent without sounding petty?” I usually say something like, “Hey guys, just checking in—has anyone heard from Brian lately?” even though I know Brian hasn’t shown up since the assignment was posted. When I’m mad, I say, “Let’s make sure everyone’s contributions are reflected in the final marks.” That’s code for Brian did absolutely nothing. Google Docs never lies—last edited 3 weeks ago? We see you, bro.

“Group project partner who disappears—how do you vent without sounding petty?” I usually say something like, “Hey guys, just checking in—has anyone heard from Brian lately?” even though I know Brian hasn’t shown up since the assignment was posted. When I’m mad, I say, “Let’s make sure everyone’s contributions are reflected in the final marks.” That’s code for Brian did absolutely nothing. Google Docs never lies—last edited 3 weeks ago? We see you, bro.